Storytime: Bullycock & Pussycat

Dear Diary,
It's been long I heard you laughing out loud. well, laughter is good for health, so hear me say one: It's about Bullycock and Pussycat.


Pussycat:Hi!Bully, why are all the old cat on strike today?
Bullycock: I heard the young pussy are drinking all their milk. Remember, you drank it too.
Pussycat: You were dying to give me.
Bullycock: You were thirsty, I just did like the old Samaritan.
Pussycat: If that's a kinda good work then, why the old cat on strike.
Bullycock: Because they are thirsty for milk too.